the phone rang in the art gallery and i answered.. the voice was a young woman's.. one of her two parrots had died rather suddenly.. she wanted a colorful frame for the memorial portrait.
could we accomodate her?.
the remaining bird was sulking.. i suggested parrots without partners.. i don't where my tasteless jokes come from.
very telling, a kiss, IMO.
Pretty straight kissing with first JW wife, a later girlfriend just did not 'do' kissing. It made passion hard without it, another short lived relationship had the most unbeleivable kisses that was not matched by another till i met my now wife.
It might seem kinda obvious, but I would have to say my wife, every time is special and I would shrivel up without her kiss.
oz
if creepy contact lenses, facial piercings and people who talk insanely fast (and over-use the word "legit") are not your thing, then don't watch this video!.
however, if those things don't bother you, and you're curious about the "nuclear" way to eject jehovah's witnesses from one's doorstep, this video explains how this can be done swiftly and effectively.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrvc1yoydby.
i can actually remember at least a couple of instances where someone revealed they were gay on the doorstep to my partner and i and this didn't get rid of us immediately, but it did force us onto the back foot.
he's ALIVE!
priceless experience for him, and oh so perceprive of the instant judgement and unaccaptableness of himself to these hypoctites.
Oz
i'm a new member & i'd like to say hi to everyone, intoducing myself.. i am a 3rd generation born-in at mid 50's & an active elder.. english is not my mother language, so pls ignore any grammatical errors.
i live in a small country in europe.. i'd like to thank you for all information posted.
some of them have rally helped me to understand and examine again my beliefs.. last new light concerning f&ds=gb has verified the idea that they are popes in the position op pope.. i still believe in god & in his son jesus christ but not in the gb..
perhaps you could make contact with msconcerned, he is a MS active, new here and worried...
oz
i don't want to be an alarmist or anything... .
but i read this article in the economist today that argued it is only a matter of time until china and japan exchange shots over some small islands in between the two countries, it could escalate to full scale war, and the united states is treaty bound to come to aid of japan.
on top of that the united states is making diplomatic visits to various countries borderning china in a move that is viewed extremely negatively in beijing.
We have always been at risk of peace inbetween wars... oz
amazing kingdom hall sign endorses cedars' jwsurvey.org!.
ap newswire - january 24th, 2013, middle america, usa.
whoa y'all!.
very nice photoshops
oz
here it is folks.... http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/children/become-jehovahs-friend/videos/pray-anytime/.
sophia takes center stage on this one.. .
cedars.
nothing new here...plently of new/modern/progresive churcheshave little jingles and songs, special things for kids etc etc.
It's not 'culty' in any way shape or form. Reminds me of little house on the prairie...a bit sickly sweet
Oz
i just wanna post post this.
to all congregations.
re: thirty-hour quota for auxiliary pioneering.
I am sure some will even get the 30 hours by holding an awake mag on a train all the way to and from work every day... oz
you don't even have to read between the lines, they say it straight out on their website.
" in many countries, more and more people obtain information online.".
who'd a thunk it .
Stay tuned for a release of the Watchtower internet browser!
Download it to your computer direct from jw.org! what a loving expression from the Governing body. Feel safe to view the internet with a browser that only allows access to our own website and material! Veiw pictures of pussies in safe wt mode that will only bring you pictures of cute kittens wearing burkhas!
free with WTBROWSE 1.1 is WTSECURITY 1.0, the anti facebook, anti youtube, anti email and anti everything virus vault. Not on our list (very very short) of OK sites? No fear! Satan will be locked up!
FREE with your $50 donation to the 'worldwide work'
Oz
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I believe that the God of the OT is the same as the Father of Jesus in the NT, but He became much more civilized as ages went by because of his dealings with other intelligent beings, angels and humans.
Oh...and what about the now enlightened jehovah, the now civilized jehovah and his plans to blot out most of humanity?
Oz
does it vary by state?
can i use my jwness on a resume?
is there a test?
Can't you just do some online course and 'voila' an ordained minister!
But why bother? Just print yourself out a neat little diploma and call yourself one.
After all, all the Jws are ordained ministers and they dont even have a fancy bit of paper...
oz
